How to get your husband to help with housework

There a few things that Derek does that I can't handle. Three of those things is being messy in the bathroom, flicking his flossing gunk on the mirror and doing dive bomber spit into the sink after brushing. (it always splashes everywhere!) Put I especially hate the gunk on the mirror. It usually ends up right at eye level for me which is pretty disgusting. So I wondered to myself how I would counter the problem. At any one particular time neither Derek nor I can easily find the big bottle of windex, not having remembered where we left it last. Then it came to me and I hoped in the car and headed for the Dollarama. These little bottles were going to be the answer to all my gunky, dive bomber problems. I was going to put one on every bathroom counter in the house and one in the laundry room. So while Derek was outside working on the deck I dutifully filled all the bottles with windex, labeled them and tested them all out to make sure the nozzle worked. For a dollar a piece you can never be too sure. Imagine how stunned I was when Derek actually noticed them sitting on the counter without me having to tell him to look first. He actually asked me where I got the cute spray bottles!!! Insert the sound of a chiming slot machine here! Score Jennifer!!! At least for a while. Derek liked the little bottles so much he actually used them for a while at first for their intended purpose. Then little by little their charm wore off. Finally Derek resorted to using them to chase the stray flies around the house "shooting them down" and effectively covering many windex wary surfaces all over the house. Oh well. A girl can try!